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Bradshaw's Little Story

A short school story

It is the eve of a Euripides exam and Bradshaw has a plan to avoid preparation. He just needs to know who is setting the exam ...

Characters

Frederick Wackerbath Bradshawa junior boy, fond of swindling masters
Kendala junior boy
Mr Mellisha master
Mr Prateranother master
Whitea junior boy
Ponsonbya boy in the Upper Fifth

Publishing Information

Tales of St. Austin's

First published July 1902 in the Captain.

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Notes and Quotes

'The boy was in every detail the father of the man.'
- a version of William Wordsworth's The Rainbow.

The Child is father of the Man;

Euripides
- (480-406 BC) Greek writer of tragic plays.

Cock-house team
- probably the best house team, cock-something usually meaning the best something.

Rider Haggard
- (1856-1925) author of adventure stories including She. Hence the cryptic crossword clue 'haggard heroine' = 'she'.

'Mellish'll give you beans.'
- he'll give you a licking, a good hiding or beating. Possibly from the French proverb 'If he gives me peas, I will give him beans'.

Livy
- Titus Livius (59 BC - 17 AD), a Roman historian.

Homer
- one or more ancient Greek writers of the Iliad and the Odyssey.

'[he] then sprang, like the cat in the poem, "all claws", upon an unfortunate individual who had scored twenty-nine.'
- C. S. Calverley, Sad Memories.

As with one complex yell he burst, all claws, upon the foe.

See page on public schools for general information on life at St. Austin's.

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A nice little tale with a twist.