Lord Bromborough's daughter, Muriel, gets him to commission Brancepeth Mulliner (the man she loves) to paint his portrait. She also tells Brancepeth about her father's large moustache which he is growing competitively against that of Sir Preston Potter.
Arriving at Rumpling Hall, Norfolk, Brancepeth mistakes Sir Preston for his host Lord B. He is further surprised to find Muriel engaged to Edwin Potter. She tells him she'd happily switch if he had a bit more money. Brancepeth needs a humorous cartoon character as that's where the money is. Then the butler describes Lord B without his moustache.
| Mr Mulliner | the narrator |
| Brancepeth Mulliner | an artist, in love with |
| Muriel | daughter of |
| Lord Bromborough | a moustache grower |
| Sir Preston Potter | a rival moustache grower |
| Edwin Potter | his son |
| George Phipps | Lord B's butler |
First published September 1936 in the Strand magazine and on 27 September 1936 in This Week (US) (in the latter as Hidden Treasure).
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'I've told Father you're the coming man.'
'So I am,' said Brancepath. 'I'm coming this afternoon.'