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Romance at Droitgate Spa

A short story

Freddie Fitch-Fitch wants to marry Annabel Purvis, so goes to Droitgate to get his uncle and trustee, Major-Gen. Bastable, to release some capital. Bastable refuses when he learns that Annabel is a conjuror's assistant, so Freddie sends Annabel to ingratiate herself with him. But they haven't reckoned on the snake in the grass with a rabbit in his hat, Annabel's former employer and fiancé Mortimer Rackstraw (The Great Boloni), who wants revenge.

Characters

Freddie Fitch-Fitcha young man
Major-General Sir Aylmer Bastablehis uncle and trustee
Annabel Purvisa conjuror's assistant
Mortimer RackstrawThe Great Boloni, a stage conjuror
Lord Rumbelowan illness snob
Joe BoffinAnnabel's uncle who enjoys bad health

Publishing Information

Eggs, Beans and Crumpets (UK edition)
The Crime Wave at Blandings (US edition of Lord Emsworth and Others)

First published 20 February 1937 in the Saturday Evening Post (US).
Also published in August 1937 in the Strand magazine.

TV

Produced in the first series of Wodehouse Playhouse (1975). Largely played for laughs but none the worse for that.

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Notes and Quotes

Droitgate
- a made-up amalgam of Droitwich and Harrogate, two English spa towns.

Gout
- a painful disease causing inflammation of the smaller joints, especially the toes, as a result of excess uric acid in the blood. It is not caused by alcohol.

Spartans and Helots
- the Spartans were the citizens of a city-state in ancient Greece. The helots were their serfs, a type of slave.

Canaille
- rabble or general populace.

'Love conquers all.'
- Virgil, Eclogues, Book 10.

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.

Salicylate pill
- aspirin.

Medulla oblongata
- a part of the brain.

'Ah, well, all flesh is as grass.'
- from 1 Peter: Chapter 1, Verse 24.

'... I foresee the breach of promise of the century.'

'... because his love was like a red, red, rose ...'
- Robert Burns, A Red, Red Rose.

O my luve 's like a red, red rose
That 's newly sprung in June:
O my Luve's like the melodie
That's sweetly play'd in tune!

'Poet and Peasant'
- by Franz von Suppé, 1846, the overture is often played as a concert piece.

'Raymond'
- from the opera by Ambrose Thomas, 1851.

'Just as the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea ...'
- Algernon Swinburne, The Garden of Proserpine.

even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea

'I forbid the banns.'
- the banns are a formal notification that a marriage is to take place. Their purpose is to allow anyone who had good legal reasons time to object to the marriage, hence they had to be read out in church on three Sundays running.

Silver Ring bookie
- the Silver Ring is the lowest class of enclosure at race courses. Dress is casual compared to the members or grandstand enclosures which require smart dress, the view of the winning post is likely to be poor and there is no access to the winner's enclosure.

Gêne
- embarrassment, discomfort (French).

'Pomp and Circumstance'
- five marches for orchestra by Edward Elgar (1901-30).